Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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