Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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