I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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