Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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