I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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