how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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