Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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