Don't you send me to vm
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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