Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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