Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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