Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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