I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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