There was a lot of him and a little penis
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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