I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
