spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
