once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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