Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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