you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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