i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
