she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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