hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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