Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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