the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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