is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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