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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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