I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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