As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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