sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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