come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Let's get the cat blown out
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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