My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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