im drinking this country out of the recession.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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