STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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