Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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