Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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