just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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