how can u be prego again
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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