I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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