Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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