I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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