Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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