Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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