As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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