If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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