Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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