I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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