i permit you to call me
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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