ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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