would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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