Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize