porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Is it because I queefed?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Randomize
