he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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