Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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