Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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