dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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