I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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