I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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