What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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