is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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